Suggestions For Women To Respond To Pickup Lines

"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

"Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
"It's in the phone book."
"But I don't know your name."
"That's in the phone book too."

"I know how to please a woman."
"Then please leave me alone."

"Haven't we met before?"
"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

"I want to give myself to you."
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

"I can tell that you want me."
"Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave."

"May I see you pretty soon?"
"Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

"I'd go through anything for you."
"Good! Let's start with your bank account."

"I would go to the end of the world for you."
"Yes, but would you stay there?"

"Your place or mine?"
"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Does beauty run in your family?
It obviously doesn't in yours!

What's your name sexy?
Taken!

Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
Yeah, but this time don't stop!

I think you're the best looking girl in here.
Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

Can I buy you a drink?
Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

"I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included."
"Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk."