Application To Date My Daughter

APPLICATION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.

1. NAME:
2. DATE OF BIRTH:
3. HEIGHT: WEIGHT: IQ: GPA:
4. I/C NO:
5. DRIVERS LICENSE:
6. HOME ADDRESS:
7. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent? If no, EXPLAIN:
8. Number of years your parents have been married:
9. Do you own a van? A truck with oversize tires?
10. Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring?
(If "Yes" to any of #10, discontinue application and leave premises)
11. In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?
12. In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you?
13. In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you?
14. Mosque you attend? How often do you attend?
15. When would be the best time to interview your father/mother/guardian?
16. Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely. All answer are confidential (That means
I won't tell anyone ever i promise)

a. If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded is ...............
b. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my .............................
c. A woman's place is in the .........................
d. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is ......................
e. When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is ...........................

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, ELECTROCUTION AND CHINESE WATER TORTURE.


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Signature (That means your name, moron)

Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be notified in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't and it would cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing black suit and white ties. (You might want to watch your back)