Mak Apan Hilang

Kesian Apan (Bukan nama sebenar)….

Pagi tadi di opis, dalam pukul 9, sedang gua kaver line klik fesbuk sikit sikit, Apan mundar mandir belakang gua dengan muka kusut masai.

Dari tadi gua tengok Apan hilang punca di sekitar sektor operasi. Muka macam ada masalah.

"Lu kenapa ni Apan?" Gua tanya demi meminta kepastian. Gua dengan Apan ni kira ngam juga la. Budak Kedah, umur muda sikit dari gua dan tak berapa hensem. Kalau tatap muka dia lama lama boleh naik menyampah juga.Dia baru setahun kerja dengan kompeni gua. Sebelum masuk sini, Apan banyak hendel bisnes sendiri dan selalu rugi.

"Mak gua hilang la.." Apan berbisik perlahan.

Gua punyaler terperanjat!

"Mak lu hilang?, bila hilang?" dada gua tiba tiba mengepam keluar masuk laju laju. Berdebar tak payah cakap la, kencang macam kuda.

"Petang semalam..dah cari merata tak jumpa".

Apan berlalu meninggalkan gua menuju ke bahagian budak budak human resource. Gua tak tahu apa benda yang dia sedang fikir dalam kepala. Gua nak tanya lebih lebih risau kena pukul pula.Apa yang gua tahu sikit sikit, mak dia memang duduk rumah tak kerja, ayah dia kerja penolong kanan lagi dua tiga tahun nak pencen.

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Kira kira lima belas minit kemudian, dari jauh gua nampak Apan berjalan semula masuk ke sektor operasi. Kali ni muka dia tak kusut macam tadi dah, sebaliknya ceria macam muka Lan kumpulan the typewriter.

"Mak gua dah jumpa.." kelegaan jelas terpampang di wajah Apan.

Gua cepat cepat bersyukur.

"Alhamdulillah...jumpa kat mana?",

Dan dengan penuh keceriaan, jujur, ikhlas, tawaduk serta wajah disinari cahaya warna warni yang tiada belas kasihan pada gua, Apan membalas padu:


"Dalam sinki pantri."


Gua terus terajang komputer sampai bersepai atas lantai.


MUG la Apan..MUG..!!, pronunciation macam jahanam!

Sia sia gua berdebar. Pagi pagi sudah bikin hati membara.


eka says;

kihkihkih...bongok seh!

Petai & Khasiatnya

Little did you know ...... after reading THIS, you'll NEVER look at petai in the same way again!

Petai contains three natural sugars -sucrose, fructose and glucose.

Combined with fiber, petai gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proved that just two servings of petai provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder petai is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way petai can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.



Depression:
According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND among people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating petai. This is because petai contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.


PMS(premenstrual syndrome):
Forget the pills - eat petai. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.


Anaemia:
High in iron, petai can stimulate the production of haemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anaemia.


Blood Pressure:
This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the petai industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.


Brain Power :
200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating petai at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.


Constipation:
High in fiber, including petai in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.


Hangovers:
One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a petai milkshake, sweetened with honey. The petai calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.


Heartburn:
Petai has a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating petai for soothing relief.


Morning Sickness :
Snacking on petai between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.


Mosquito bites :
Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of the petai skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.


Nerves:
Petai is high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.


Overweight:
Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.


Ulcers:
Petai is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.


Temperature control :
Many other cultures see petai as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Holland, for example, pregnant women eat petai to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.


Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD) :
Petai can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer, tryptophan.


Smoking:
Petai can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.


Stress:
Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance.. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium petai snack.


Strokes:
According to research in "The New England Journal of Medicine, " eating petai as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%".


Warts:
Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of petai and place it on the wart. Carefully hold the petai in place with a plaster or surgical tape!


So, as you can see, petai really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrates, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around. So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, "A Petai a day keeps the doctor away".


PM Dr.Aminuddin AHK Dept.of Physiology
Medical faculty of UKM Kuala Lumpur

eka says;

Baru mkn petai blk kg aritu & rase excited nak masukkan entry psl petai

Mengapa Kita Membaca Al Quran Sedangkan Kita Tidak Memahami Maksudnya

Cerita mengisahkan seorang tua yang tinggal bersama cucu lelakinya.

Setiap hari orang tua tersebut bangun pagi dan duduk dekat perapian membaca Al-Quran.
Si cucu ingin menjadi seperti datuknya dan cuba menirunya seperti yang disaksikannya setiap hari.

Suatu hari dia bertanya pada datuknya:
"Datuk, aku cuba untuk membaca Al-Quran sepertimu tapi aku tetap tak boleh memahaminya, dan walaupun ada sedikit yang aku faham segera aku lupa sebaik saja aku selesai membaca dan menutupnya. Jadi, apa gunanya membaca Al-Quran jika tak memahami maksudnya?"

Si datuk dengan tenang menjawab pertanyaan cucunya.
"Cubalah ambil bakul ini dan bawa ke sungai, dan bawakan aku kembali dengan sebakul air.

Anak itu melakukan seperti yang diarahkan datuknya, tetapi semua air yang dibawa habis sebelum dia sempat sampai ke rumah. Datuknya tertawa dan berkata "Kamu harus berusaha lebih cepat lain kali."

Datuk itu meminta cucunya untuk kembali ke sungai bersama bakulnya untuk mencuba lagi. Kali ini anak itu berlari lebih cepat, tapi lagi-lagi bakulnya kosong sebelum sampai di rumah. Dengan termengah-mengah dia mengatakan kepada datuknya, tidak mungkin dia dapat membawakan datuknya sebakul air lalu dia pergi untuk mencari sebuah baldi untuk mengganti
bakulnya. Datuknya mengatakan, "Aku tidak mahu sebaldi air, aku mahu sebakul air. Kamu harus mencuba lebih keras lagi." Dia pergi ke luar untuk menyaksikan cucunya mencuba lagi.

Pada saat itu, anak itu tahu bahawa hal ini tidak mungkin, tapi dia ingin menunjukkan kepada datuknya bahawa meskipun dia berlari secepat mungkin, air tetap akan habis sebelum dia sampai di rumah. Anak itu kembali mengambil /mencelupkan bakulnya ke sungai dan
kemudian berusaha berlari secepat mungkin, tapi ketika sampai di depan datuknya, bakul itu kosong lagi.

Dengan termengah-mengah, dia berkata,"Datuk, ini tidak ada gunanya. Sia-sia saja .
Datuknya menjawab, "Nak, mengapa kamu fikir ini tidak ada gunanya ? Cuba kamu lihat dan perhatikan baik-baik bakul itu. Cucunya memerhatikan bakulnya dan baru dia
sedar bahawa bakul itu nampak sangat berbeza. Bakul itu telah berubah dari sebuah bakul yang
kotor, dan sekarang menjadi sebuah bakul yang bersih luar dan dalam.
"Cucuku, apa yang terjadi ketika kamu membaca Qur'an?Boleh jadi kamu tidak mengerti ataupun tak memahaminya sama sekali, tapi, ketika kamu membacanya, tanpa kamu sedar,
kamu akan berubah, luar dan dalam iaitu rohani dan kelakuan kamu. Itulah pekerjaan Allah dalam mengubah kehidupan kamu.

Don't U Ever Asking For Salary Increment

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no recommendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying, 'My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.'

The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

The Manager asked, 'How many days are there in a year?'

The man answered, '365 days and some times 366.'

The Manager then asked, 'How many hours make up a day?'

The man said, '24 hours.'

Manager: 'How long do you work in a day?'
Man: '8 am to 4 pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.'

Manager: So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
The man did some mental arithmetic and said, '8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)'

Manager: 'That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?'
Man: '122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)'

Manager: 'Do you come to work on weekends?'

Man: 'No sir'.

Manager: 'How many days are there in a year that are weekends?

Man: '52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days'

Manager: 'Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?'

Man: '18 days.'

Manager: 'OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?'

Man: '4 days.'

Manager: 'Do you work on New Year's day?'

Man: 'No sir!'

Manager: 'Do you come to work on Labour day?'

Man: 'No sir!'

Manager: 'So how many days are left?'

Man: '2 days sir!'

Manager: 'Do you come to work on National Day?'

Man: 'No sir!'

Manager: 'So how many days are left?'

Man: '1 day sir!'

Manager: 'Do you work on Christmas Day?'

Man: 'No sir!'

Manager: 'So how many days are left?'

Man: 'None sir!

Manager: 'So, what are you claiming?'

Man: 'I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing the Company's money all these days!'

Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
HR=HIGH RISK

eka says;

kihkihkih...bongok betul!

Do You Think Like A Psychopath?

Read this question, come up with an answer. This is not a trick question.


A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought the man was amazing. She believed him to be her dream hero so much so that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.

Question:

What is her motive for killing her sister?

Give this some thought before you look at the answer below.









Answer:

She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again.

If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This supposedly was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer.

Several arrested serial killers were given test and answered the question correctly.

If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you. If you did,admit it, and look for a good doctor.

Wudhuk Zahir dan Batin (Tazkirah Hari Jumaat)

Seorang ahli ibadah bernama Isam Bin Yusuf, sangat warak dan khusyuk solatnya. Namun, dia selalu khuatir kalau-kalau ibadahnya kurang khusyuk dan selalu bertanya kepada orang yang dianggapnya lebih ibadahnya, demi untuk memperbaiki dirinya yang selalu dirasainya kurang khusyuk.

Pada suatu hari, Isam menghadiri majlis seorang abid bernama Hatim Al-Assam dan bertanya, "Wahai Aba Abdurrahman, bagaimanakah caranya tuan solat?"

Hatim berkata, "Apabila masuk waktu solat, aku berwudhuk zahir dan batin."
Isam bertanya, "Bagaimana wudhuk zahir dan batin itu? "
Hatim berkata,"Wudhuk zahir sebagaimana biasa iaitu membasuh semua anggota wudhuk dengan air, sementara wudhuk batin ialah membasuh anggota dengan tujuh perkara :-

* Bertaubat
* Menyesali dosa yang telah dilakukan
* Tidak tergila-gilakan dunia
* Tidak mencari/mengharap pujian orang (riya ' )
* Tinggalkan sifat berbangga
* Tinggalkan sifat khianat dan menipu
* Meninggalkan sifat dengki."

Seterusnya Hatim berkata, "Kemudian aku pergi ke masjid, aku kemaskan semua anggotaku dan menghadap kiblat. Aku berdiri dengan penuh kewaspadaan dan aku rasakan:
1. Aku sedang berhadapan dengan Allah,
2. Syurga di sebelah kananku,
3. Neraka di sebelah kiriku,
4. Malaikat Maut berada di belakangku, dan
5. aku bayangkan pula aku seolah-olah berdiri di atas titian ' Siratalmustaqim ' dan menganggap bahawa solatku kali ini adalah solat terakhir bagiku, kemudian aku berniat dan bertakbir dengan baik."Setiap bacaan dan doa didalam solat, aku faham maknanya kemudian aku rukuk dan sujud dengan tawadhuk, aku bertasyahud dengan penuh pengharapan dan aku memberi salam dengan ikhlas. Beginilah aku bersolat selama 30 tahun.

Apabila Isam mendengar, menangislah dia kerana membayangkan ibadahnya yang kurang baik bila dibandingkan dengan Hatim.

Jawatan Kosong

Minat dalam bidang PERTAHANAN? Bantu skuad negara dalam membanteras jenayah.

Syarat-syarat:

1. Bumiputra shj
2. Tidak Rabun Warna
3. Kelayakan Minimum SPM
4. Berumur diantara 18-40 tahun



Kelebihan:

1. Kerja di bawah kerajaan
2. Gaji pokok : RM1800
3. Elaun bulanan (Kola) : RM300
4. Elaun penginapan RM300
5. Uniform: RM200
6. Dobi RM60
7. Percuma kursus mempertahankan diri
8. Kenaikan pangkat secara lantikan dari ketua unit jawatan dan mengambil ujian khas



Sekiranya berminat sila hadir pada sesi temuduga dan dikehendaki membawa kad pengenalan diri serta gambar berukuran passport pada 23 Februari 2010 di Jabatan Pertahanan Awam

Bagi yang berkelayakan uniform akan diberikan 3 pasang setiap seorang dan kelengkapan lain (lengkap) serta perlu melaporkan diri 60 hari dari tarikh surat tawaran jawatan.


Jawatan:
1. Power Rangers
2. Kamen Riders
3. Ultraman
4. Sailormoon (wanita shj)

eka says;

Just kidding...;D