Don't U Ever Asking For Salary Increment

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no recommendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying, 'My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.'

The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

The Manager asked, 'How many days are there in a year?'

The man answered, '365 days and some times 366.'

The Manager then asked, 'How many hours make up a day?'

The man said, '24 hours.'

Manager: 'How long do you work in a day?'
Man: '8 am to 4 pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.'

Manager: So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
The man did some mental arithmetic and said, '8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)'

Manager: 'That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?'
Man: '122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)'

Manager: 'Do you come to work on weekends?'

Man: 'No sir'.

Manager: 'How many days are there in a year that are weekends?

Man: '52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days'

Manager: 'Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?'

Man: '18 days.'

Manager: 'OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?'

Man: '4 days.'

Manager: 'Do you work on New Year's day?'

Man: 'No sir!'

Manager: 'Do you come to work on Labour day?'

Man: 'No sir!'

Manager: 'So how many days are left?'

Man: '2 days sir!'

Manager: 'Do you come to work on National Day?'

Man: 'No sir!'

Manager: 'So how many days are left?'

Man: '1 day sir!'

Manager: 'Do you work on Christmas Day?'

Man: 'No sir!'

Manager: 'So how many days are left?'

Man: 'None sir!

Manager: 'So, what are you claiming?'

Man: 'I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing the Company's money all these days!'

Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
HR=HIGH RISK

eka says;

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